My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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