Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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