Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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