I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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