Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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