The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
