glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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