so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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