We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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