im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
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