did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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