Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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