Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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