I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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