never play flip cup with pint glasses
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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