i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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