guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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