did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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