He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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