Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
She's the barista slut.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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