so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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