Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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