honey bunches of taint.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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