I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'm like, not good at living.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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