that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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