At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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