god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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