BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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