Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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