this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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