Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
