He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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