ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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