I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I believe in your delicious
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
