I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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