he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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