It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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