She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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