I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Shame is for Republicans.
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