why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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