Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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