Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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