yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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