at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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