are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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