Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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