Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
We talked him into tasing himself.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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