You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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