i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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