I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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