Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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