If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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