It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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